some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

conchfishscates:

‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’

yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

vvorldwideweb:

keep-calm-and-geek-on:

vvorldwideweb:

scaraptor:

vvorldwideweb:

what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you

What if it does but we can’t hear it?

do u kno what screaming is

Silence is the loudest scream

deep

heathledger:

jasonsegels:

heathledger:

it’s 2013 why can’t you google search the tune of a song when you don’t know the words

http://www.midomi.com/

holy shit

chanelthesailor:

* slides calculator to you with my number typed in *

anderson-hummel:

MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE

beyonco:

are you a proton cause i’m negative and attracted to you

connuh:

I’m the kid at the party that walks around the house looking at family photos

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

good-for-mee:

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.